In the future we'll all be gay
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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