Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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