brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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