well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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