I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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