I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I have demons in me.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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