How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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