somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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