Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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