I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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