What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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