My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
i've created a new STD.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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