He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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