also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Randomize
