Your tits are I can't wait for
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We had to coat check the pizza.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
