He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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