Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
vagina is talking i cant
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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