Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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