who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Help. Why am I so naked?
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