They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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