I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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