I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
My feet surprised me
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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