is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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