I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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