Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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