is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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