he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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