He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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