You made me cry and you don't even care
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Randomize
