Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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