Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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