that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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