someone threw a dead crab at me
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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