No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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