Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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