Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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