Kareoke will never be a sober sport
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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