He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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