I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Randomize
