How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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