She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Bring me that man meat
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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