Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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