dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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