I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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