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And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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