soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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