i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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