Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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