My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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