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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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