Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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