So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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