Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
