i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
my poor anus
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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