butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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